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Are you using any contraception, besides your horrible personality and ugly face?

CONTRACEPTION

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Are you using any contraception, besides your horrible personality and ugly face?

This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope.

This card measures 104 x 150mm.

Produced in the UK. FSC certified.

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