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£2.70 DRINKING

Are you drunk?

In Grindr years, you're dead

I'm not healing your bloody hangover

£2.70 HANGOVER

I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey

Jesus performs a miracle on the mount but isn't happy with his order.

£2.70 JESUS COD

Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting..?

I like to keep in shape so I go to the gym and also I do a lot of pilots. Don't you mean Pilates? I know what I mean, honey.

I always give 100% at work

The best years of her life were the ten between 39 and 40.

£2.70 Best Ten Years

Happy Birthday beer

£2.70 BIRTHDAY BEER

Sorry, can you say that again. I think I briefly died of boredom back then

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas than you.

'Of course I want a bloody treat!'

£2.70 CAT TREAT

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly

Are you childish?

£2.70 CHILDISH

I like my men like I like my coffee.. I don't like coffee

People say I'm condescending..

£2.70 CONDESCENDING

Are you using any contraception, besides your horrible personality and ugly face?

£2.70 CONTRACEPTION

Too glam to give a damn

£2.70 ESPRESSO

It's called fashion, look it up!

£2.70 GAY YEARS

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