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£2.70 DRINKING

In Grindr years, you're dead

Surely not everybody was Kung Fu fighting..?

£2.70 KYLIE NEW

I always give 100% at work

The best years of her life were the ten between 39 and 40.

£2.70 Best Ten Years

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas than you.

'Of course I want a bloody treat!'

£2.70 CAT TREAT

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly

Are you childish?

£2.70 CHILDISH

I like my men like I like my coffee.. I don't like coffee

People say I'm condescending..

£2.70 CONDESCENDING

Are you using any contraception, besides your horrible personality and ugly face?

£2.70 CONTRACEPTION

£2.70 CUPBOARD

Too glam to give a damn

£2.70 DOG YEARS MAN

£2.70 DRUG TEST

Are you drunk?

£2.70 ESPRESSO

It's called fashion, look it up!

£2.70 GAY YEARS

Please tell me more about your gluten-free diet

£2.70 GLUTEN CAT

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