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Are you childish?

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Please tell me more about your gluten-free diet

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I'm not healing your bloody hangover

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Mountains aren't just funny..

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I took a picture of my pussy with my phone...

Sorry I was late, I really didn't want to come.

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The best years of her life were the ten between 39 and 40.

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Happy Birthday beer

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Sorry, can you say that again. I think I briefly died of boredom back then

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas than you.

'Of course I want a bloody treat!'

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Great CGI!

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly

People say I'm condescending..

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Are you using any contraception, besides your horrible personality and ugly face?

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Too glam to give a damn

Are you drunk?

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It's called fashion, look it up!

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Good Boy dog

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I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey

Say Holibobs again. I dare you.

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