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VALENTINES DAY

Can I periodically do you on the table?

£2.50 Can I periodically do you on the table?

Happy Valentines Day, Darling

£2.50 Happy Valentines Day, Darling

I Love You...

£2.50 I Love You...

Know what this sweater is made of...

£2.50 Know what this sweater is made of...

Love is in the Air...

£2.50 Love is in the Air...

Roses are red, violets are blue...

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What's your favourite pizza?

£2.50 What's your favourite pizza?

While you're down there...

£2.50 While you're down there...

You are less worse than everyone else

£2.50 You are less worse than everyone else

We make an Awesome Pear

£2.50 We make an Awesome Pear

We're two peas in a pod

£2.50 We're two peas in a pod

Words cannot describe how beautiful you are..

£2.50 Words cannot describe how beautiful you are..

You're a great catch

£2.50 You're a great catch

£2.50 You're my Catnip

You're on my Fuckit List

£2.50 You're on my Fuckit List

I took a picture of my pussy with my phone...

£2.50 I took a picture of my pussy with my phone...

Care to be the receiver of swollen goods?

£2.50 Care to be the receiver of swollen goods?

HUNT YOU DOWN

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Happy Valentines Day to the person I slept with last

£2.50 Happy Valentines Day to the person I slept with last

I QUITE LIKE YOU

£2.50 I QUITE LIKE YOU

I SIMPLY ADORE YOU

£2.50 I SIMPLY ADORE YOU

I SIMPLY LOVE YOU

£2.50 I SIMPLY LOVE YOU

Stay by your phone. I may want to do you

£2.50 Stay by your phone. I may want to do you

WANK ME OFF BEFORE YOU GO GO

£2.50 WANK ME OFF BEFORE YOU GO GO

I love you almost as much as I love myself

£2.50 I love you almost as much as I love myself

'You look lovely today' The Seal of approval

£2.50 'You look lovely today' The Seal of approval

Alright, darlin'?

£2.50 Alright, darlin'?

You're otterly fabulous!

£2.50 You're otterly fabulous!

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