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VALENTINES DAY

I took a picture of my pussy with my phone... £2.50 I took a picture of my pussy with my phone...
'You look lovely today' The Seal of approval £2.50 'You look lovely today' The Seal of approval
Alright, darlin'? £2.50 Alright, darlin'?
£2.50 Brie Mine
Care to be the receiver of swollen goods? £2.50 Care to be the receiver of swollen goods?
£2.50 Describe our relationship in two words..
£2.50 Do you have a date for Valentines Day?
HUNT YOU DOWN £2.50 HUNT YOU DOWN
£2.50 It ain't gonna suck itself
Know what this sweater is made of... £2.50 Know what this sweater is made of...
While you're down there... £2.50 While you're down there...
£2.50 You may be a twat but you're my twat
Can I periodically do you on the table? £2.50 Can I periodically do you on the table?
Happy Valentines Day, Darling £2.50 Happy Valentines Day, Darling
I Love You... £2.50 I Love You...
Love is in the Air... £2.50 Love is in the Air...
Roses are red, violets are blue... £2.50 Roses are red, violets are blue...
What's your favourite pizza? £2.50 What's your favourite pizza?
You are less worse than everyone else £2.50 You are less worse than everyone else
Happy Valentines Day to the person I slept with last £2.50 Happy Valentines Day to the person I slept with last
Stay by your phone. I may want to do you £2.50 Stay by your phone. I may want to do you
WANK ME OFF BEFORE YOU GO GO £2.50 WANK ME OFF BEFORE YOU GO GO
We make an Awesome Pear £2.50 We make an Awesome Pear
We're two peas in a pod £2.50 We're two peas in a pod
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.. £2.50 Words cannot describe how beautiful you are..
You're a great catch £2.50 You're a great catch
£2.50 You're my Catnip
You're on my Fuckit List £2.50 You're on my Fuckit List

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