VALENTINES DAY

£2.50 DATE
£2.50 MY TWAT
£2.50 RELATIONSHIP
Know what this sweater is made of... £2.50 SWEATER
Care to be the receiver of swollen goods? £2.50 VAL SWOLLEN
Love is in the Air... £2.50 AIR
Alright, darlin'? £2.50 ALRIGHT
I Love You... £2.50 ANNOYING
Roses are red, violets are blue... £2.50 CLINIC
Happy Valentines Day, Darling £2.50 DARLING
What's your favourite pizza? £2.50 PIZZA
I took a picture of my pussy with my phone... £2.50 PUSSY
Can I periodically do you on the table? £2.50 TABLE
While you're down there... £2.50 THERE
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.. £2.50 WORDS
You are less worse than everyone else £2.50 WORSE
You're a great catch £2.50 CATCH
£2.50 CATNIP
You're on my Fuckit List £2.50 FUCKIT
We make an Awesome Pear £2.50 PEAR
We're two peas in a pod £2.50 PEAS
£2.50 BRIE MINE
£2.50 SUCK
I love you almost as much as I love myself £2.50 VAL BC02
Stay by your phone. I may want to do you £2.50 VAL BC03
WANK ME OFF BEFORE YOU GO GO £2.50 VAL WANK

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