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Dog owners do sometimes come to resemble their dogs

£0.50 Dog owners do sometimes come to resemble their dogs

£0.50 Somedays you just can't be arsed

£0.50 Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers when doing the housework

From wonderful, gorgeous me to dull, boring old you

£0.50 From wonderful, gorgeous me to dull, boring old you

£0.50 Never darken my Dior again

YOU made me gay

£0.50 YOU made me gay

Do you like Kipling? I don't know, I've never been kippled

£0.50 Do you like Kipling? I don't know, I've never been kippled

£0.50 Botox? Moi?

£0.50 Happy Birthday Cocksucker

£0.50 JETSLAG!

So many men. So few who can afford me

£0.50 So many men. So few who can afford me

What am I wearing? Why, a couture gown by Givenchy, of course

£0.50 What am I wearing? Why, a couture gown by Givenchy, of course

When I grow up I want to buy my own clothes

£0.50 When I grow up I want to buy my own clothes

You remind me of a pepperpot. Thanks I'll take that as a condiment

£0.50 You remind me of a pepperpot. Thanks I'll take that as a condiment

Your call may be monitored for training porpoises

£0.50 Your call may be monitored for training porpoises

To a cat fan

£0.50 To a cat fan

WILL FUCK FOR DRUGS

£0.50 WILL FUCK FOR DRUGS

Paris Stilton

£0.50 Paris Stilton

3000 milligrams of I don't give a shit

£0.50 3000 milligrams of I don't give a shit

£0.50 A darling hat. A cute dress. Soon to be a drunken mess

Be a deer and get me a beer

£0.50 Be a deer and get me a beer

Come Hither and Dither

£0.50 Come Hither and Dither

Gift Card

£0.50 Gift Card

I dream about naps

£0.50 I dream about naps

I went shopping for your birthday

£0.50 I went shopping for your birthday

I'd call you a drunken whore but you don't drink...

£0.50 I'd call you a drunken whore but you don't drink...

VAL LOVE YA!

£0.50 VAL LOVE YA!

£0.50 You shit glamour

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