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I was gonna make you a rum cake £0.50 BC34
What do you mean 'Big headed'?! £0.50 BIG-HEADED
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity £0.50 DEGREE
£0.50 CATS!
GIN GIN GIN! £0.50 GIN!
£0.50 GLAMOUR
Who's a pretty kitty? You're a pretty kitty. Yes you are. £0.50 KITTY
While you're down there... £0.50 THERE
Happy Bidet £0.50 BIDET
£0.50 HOUSEWORK
£0.50 PABLO
Up Yer Bum! £0.50 UP
£0.50 BC19
Sorry I got so drunk £0.50 BC12 SORRY
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You're very generous with your penis £0.50 BC30
You're getting dangerously close to my success level £0.50 BC37
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! £0.50 BC38 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I went shopping for your birthday £0.50 BC41
I'd call you a drunken whore but you don't drink... £0.50 BC43
Why are we so unpopular? £0.50 BC47
I dream about naps £0.50 BC49
Do you like me dress? It's not really my taste. What is you taste? Tasteful. £0.50 BC50 TASTE
Drinking softens my urge to kill you. £0.50 BC51 URGE

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