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CHRISTMAS SALE

Are we human, or are we dancer? £0.50 Are we human, or are we dancer?
Christmas Gift Card £0.50 Christmas Gift Card
Complimentary Christmas biscuit £0.50 Complimentary Christmas biscuit
Draw your own fucking Christmas card £0.50 Draw your own fucking Christmas card
Frankincense? What are we, three Queens? £0.50 Frankincense? What are we, three Queens?
Gin-soaked rage £0.50 Gin-soaked rage
Happy Christmas to someone that's full of charm £0.50 Happy Christmas to someone that's full of charm
I went shopping for you Christmas present £0.50 I went shopping for you Christmas present
Let's go somewhere and judge people. £0.50 Let's go somewhere and judge people.
MERRY CHRISTMAS £0.50 MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CRISPMAS £0.50 MERRY CRISPMAS
Rein it in deer, £0.50 Rein it in deer,
SO..MUCH..EGGNOG £0.50 SO..MUCH..EGGNOG
Santa Smells £0.50 Santa Smells
Sorry I got so drunk at you Christmas party £0.50 Sorry I got so drunk at you Christmas party
This Christmas, let's do lunch and then a day of shoplifting £0.50 This Christmas, let's do lunch and then a day of shoplifting
Urgh! I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me at Christmas £0.50 Urgh! I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me at Christmas
We're not paying! Tight Pussies £0.50 We're not paying! Tight Pussies
Yes... I am a robin in the snow... £0.50 Yes... I am a robin in the snow...

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