modern toss

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MT01PREGNANT

description:
I`m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?

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MT02WORK FUCK

description:
I can`t come in today so fuck off.

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MT03WORKPRINTER

description:
I`ve heard the printer`s broken so I`m not coming in

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MT04 WORKBORED

description:
I think I`ll go home, I`m a bit bored

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MT06TOURETTESPUNK

description:
MR TOURETTE MASTER SIGNWRITER. Spunk Drinking Festival.

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MT10CHEESE&WINESIGN

description:
Have you heard about Peter's new car? No have you read my sign.

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MT12WEEKENDIKEA

description:
let`s go to ikea. fuck ikea.

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MT16 WORK SABBATICAL

description:
"I`m thinking about taking a sabbatical. What is it?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT22 CUSTOMER SERVICES CAR

description:
"I saw your car on the tv where it turns into a robot and goes ice skating so I went out and bought one. Now I want to know where the fucking button is that does that?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT23 GYM

description:
that high intensity speed aerobics class you're advertising, is it smoking or non-smoking? 128 x 180mm

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MT24 TOURETTE HORSE

description:
Printed card.

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MT26 WORK DAY OFF

description:
I`m afraid we`re going to ahve to let you go. Can I have a day off to htink about it?Printed card 128 x 180mm.

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MT25 WORK LEAVING PRESENT

description:
I'm thinking about leaving, do you want to have a whip round for my present and I'll see if it's worth it. 128 x 180mm

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MT29WORKDOG

description:
you can't bring a dog into work er hello? he's not actually working

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MT30 WORK PAYRISE

description:
you want a payrise because you've given up smoking? yeah I used to do about 2 hours a day on fag breaks, now I've given up I'm not spending that time working unless you pay me more money

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MT31 WATER COOLER

description:
good weekend ? yeah I'm still off my fucking tits

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MT32 WORK BABY

description:
my wife's just had another baby, it's not mine but can I have a couple of weeks off anyway?

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MT33 WORKTWITTER

description:
"Have you got a pencil I can borrow?" "That`s brilliant mate, do you mind if I twitter that?"

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MT34 WORKFACEBOOK

description:
"According to our data you logged into your facebook account 282 times yesterday" "How d`you know it was me?"

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MT35 EXECUTIVE BURNOUT

description:
"Several clients have complained about receiving emails from a `mistershits @pisscompany.com` " "yeah, that`ll be me working from home after a few drinks"

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MT36 CHEESE&WINE BUSINESS

description:
"I hear Peter`s new business is in trouble" "Peter`s a cunt"

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MT37 CHEESE&WINE BBQ

description:
"Has anyone seen Gerry?" "Having a bloody nightmare with the barbecue, everytime I turn my back it goes out"

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MT38 HOMECLUBBER SISTER

description:
"I`ve been researching my family tree on the internet, so far all I`ve found is a photo of my sister naked with a lorry driver"

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MT39 HOMECLUBBER HURRICANE

description:
"Is that the weather centre? It`s me mum`s birthday coming up, how much would it cost to have a hurricane named after he? Ideally category 2 or stronger"

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MT40 BUYMORESHIT

description:
BUY MORE SHIT or WE`RE ALL FUCKED

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MT14 TOURETTE BOAT

description:
Mr. Tourette has done it again!Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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New Baby 2

description:
"Isn`t it beautiful?" "Where`s my fucking presents?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT17 HEALTH CRISPS

description:
"Hello. Have you come for your annual check up?". No I just wondered if you had any change for the crisp machine." Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT20 CUSTOMER SERVICES CHURCH

description:
"This bloke I married in your church turned out to be a fucking waste of space" "You still got the certificate?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT28 CHEESE WINE WIFE

description:
So how do you know Peter? He fucked my wife. 128 x 180mm

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MT15 TOURETTE SEX TOURISTS

description:
Mr. Tourette has gone too far...again!Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT21 WEEKEND HITLER

description:
"Yeah , having a beer , watching a Hitler documentary" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT05TOURETTEWHORE

description:
TOURETTE`Ahh,Mr Tourette. Could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?` `Of course` ` Oh my God, this is not what i wanted` ` What are you? some sort of cunt? I still want paying`.Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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