modern toss

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MT01PREGNANT

description:
I`m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?

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MT02WORK FUCK

description:
I can`t come in today so fuck off.

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MT03WORKPRINTER

description:
I`ve heard the printer`s broken so I`m not coming in

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MT04 WORKBORED

description:
I think I`ll go home, I`m a bit bored

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MT09CUSTOMERCOCK

description:
I came in here yesterday all pissed up and paid someone to put a bolt through my cock. Whats your policy on that?

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MT10CHEESE&WINESIGN

description:
Have you heard about Peter's new car? No have you read my sign.

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MT12WEEKENDIKEA

description:
let`s go to ikea. fuck ikea.

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MT14 TOURETTE BOAT

description:
Mr. Tourette has done it again!Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT16 WORK SABBATICAL

description:
"I`m thinking about taking a sabbatical. What is it?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT22 CUSTOMER SERVICES CAR

description:
"I saw your car on the tv where it turns into a robot and goes ice skating so I went out and bought one. Now I want to know where the fucking button is that does that?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT23 GYM

description:
that high intensity speed aerobics class you're advertising, is it smoking or non-smoking? 128 x 180mm

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MT24 TOURETTE HORSE

description:
Printed card.

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MT26 WORK DAY OFF

description:
I`m afraid we`re going to ahve to let you go. Can I have a day off to htink about it?Printed card 128 x 180mm.

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MT25 WORK LEAVING PRESENT

description:
I'm thinking about leaving, do you want to have a whip round for my present and I'll see if it's worth it. 128 x 180mm

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MT18 WORK LINE MANAGER

description:
"How are you getting on with your new line manager?" "He`s a fucking cunt" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT17 HEALTH CRISPS

description:
"Hello. Have you come for your annual check up?". No I just wondered if you had any change for the crisp machine." Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT15 TOURETTE SEX TOURISTS

description:
Mr. Tourette has gone too far...again!Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT28 CHEESE WINE WIFE

description:
So how do you know Peter? He fucked my wife. 128 x 180mm

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MT20 CUSTOMER SERVICES CHURCH

description:
"This bloke I married in your church turned out to be a fucking waste of space" "You still got the certificate?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT13 SPACE ARGUMENT

description:
"Stick this flag in over there." "You fucking do it" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT21 WEEKEND HITLER

description:
"Yeah , having a beer , watching a Hitler documentary" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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MT05TOURETTEWHORE

description:
TOURETTE`Ahh,Mr Tourette. Could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?` `Of course` ` Oh my God, this is not what i wanted` ` What are you? some sort of cunt? I still want paying`.Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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New Baby 2

description:
"Isn`t it beautiful?" "Where`s my fucking presents?" Printed card 128mm x 180mm

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