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Buy Your Own Bloody Fags Lighter (UK ONLY)
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Try and stop people nicking your fags with this electronic refillable lighter inscribed with `buy your own bloody fags`. Sorry, we can`t post these overseas.
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JESUS PLASTERS
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15 sterile plasters in a tin . Salvation is at hand. Free little toy inside.
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Trout Pout Lipgloss
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Watermelon flavoured lipgloss in a little tin with a mirror in the lid. 6 x 4 x 1.5 cm.
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Instant Therapy Breath Spray
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Instant Therapy Breath Spray. 2 squirts and you`re cured!
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Looking good for Jesus Lip Balm
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Salve-ation! I don`t use lip balm because I believe that if you use it your lips actually get used to it and then dry out when you`re not using it. Anyway, ignore me and buy it!
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Last Supper MInts
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100 mints in a tin. Freshen your breath after a heavy meal. Share them with your friends. None for you, Judas!
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Death Mints
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Breath like a corpse? Freshen up with these mints presented in a charming coffin-shaped tin.
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Gnarly Teeth
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9 different gnarly dentures . Liven up any party or gathering by sticking these in your gob. guaranteed to make you look hideous.
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Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray
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Go gay with just one spray!
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WRAPFUCKER
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3 sheets of lovely wrap. Image shows detail. Supplied folded.
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WRAPCUNT
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3 sheets of charming wrap for your nearest and dearest. Image shows detail. Please note these are supplied folded.
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WRAPWANKER
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3 sheets of delightful wrap. Image shows detail. Supplied folded.
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Cock a doodle pad
description:
While away hours drawing cocks on a selection of fellas.
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