Top 10 | Kiss Me Kwik
1: The Teddy Bears' Picnic had got a bit out of hand
2: Shirley's new boyfriend was outstanding in his field
3: Go On .Treat Yourself. Have a wank !
4: This man has a huge cock
5: In dog years ... you`re dead.
6: Happy Birthday facebook friend
7: Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly
8: My best feature? Hmm...probably my cock.
9: Would Daniel ever find his way to Bumsexland
10: Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?