Top 10 | Kiss Me Kwik
1: This man has a huge cock
2: You shag that bird last night?
3: Go On .Treat Yourself. Have a wank !
4: Stalking. Fun for all the family!
5: I thought you booked Girls Aloud
6: The Teddy Bears' Picnic had got a bit out of hand
7: When I grow up I want to stand outside
8: No. Mine was the herb-crusted cod ..
9: Shirley's new boyfriend was outstanding in his field
10: Jesus loves everyone, except for you you cunt!