Top 10 | Kiss Me Kwik
1: The Teddy Bears' Picnic had got a bit out of hand
2: Shirley's new boyfriend was outstanding in his field
3: Polite notice. Please go and fuck yourself. Thank you.
4: In dog years ... you`re dead.
5: Stalking. Fun for all the family!
6: Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly
7: Happy Birthday
8: Somedays you just can't be arsed
9: How do you make a fruit cordial? Buy him a drink.
10: Go On .Treat Yourself. Have a wank !