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Picture of Aah Mr Tourette, we need a brand new livery for our executive city flier jet service
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Picture of Ah hello Mr Tourette. I need a sign advertising my exclusive thoroughbred equine stud service
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Picture of Ahh, Mr Tourette. Could you paint a For Sale sign for my house?
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Picture of Hello Mr Tourette, could you paint a banner for the church fete?
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Picture of Hello Mr Tourette. Could you paint 'The Good Queen Esmerelda's Tour of the World' on the side of my boat?
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Picture of I can`t come in today, so fuck off
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Picture of I think I`ll go home, I`m a bit bored
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Picture of I`m thinking of getting a woman pregnant, how much time off is it?
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Picture of It`s me mum`s birthday coming up, how much would it cost to have a hurricane
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Picture of So how do you know Peter?
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Picture of Every time that red light comes on slip your top off
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Picture of Have you got a category for people who look like their dogs?
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Picture of Hello Mr Tourette. I run a complex financial services company
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Picture of I need a sign for my new concept mobile restaurant
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Picture of I see from your CV you've got tap dancing down as a hobby
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Picture of I see you went to Cambridge
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Picture of I see you've applied for time off during our busiest week
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Picture of I'm thinking of taking early retirement
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Picture of I've been on a traditional craft course learning how to write a letter
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Picture of Oh hello Mr Tourette, I need a new logo for my train company
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Picture of So if I keep not coming in, you're going to start not paying me?
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Picture of What are you like at multi-tasking?
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Picture of What illnesses would you recommend for getting 6 months or longer off work?
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Picture of why don't we just do stuff that's going to be really massively successful?
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Picture of yeah carry on talking mate. I just gotta bang out a couple of texts
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