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Picture of A darling hat. A cute dress
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Picture of A lovely poem about me
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Picture of Don't be TOO gay at your party!
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Picture of GPS? Nearest cliff please
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Picture of Happy Birthday Beauty Queen
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Picture of HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Picture of I was gonna make you a rum cake
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Picture of I went shopping for your birthday
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Picture of I wish I could gay marry my hot fuckin' self
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Picture of I'll pretend I didn't see you buying that enormous dildo
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Picture of I'm in the mood for a box of wine
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Picture of I'm smiling on the outside
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Picture of I'm sorry you heard me call you an eavesdropping bitch
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Picture of Let me just put you on hold. Forever
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Picture of Let's do lunch and then a day of shoplifting. Just the two of us.
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Picture of Let's go somewhere and judge people
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Picture of Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch
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Picture of Naughty kitties
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Picture of Oh, I thought I heard the WHOREBELL ring
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Picture of Recently someone accused me of being insensitive
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Picture of She's upset because I haven't accepted her friend request on facebook
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Picture of So what's in the punch? Vodka? Gin? Tequila?
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Picture of Sorry I got so drunk
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Picture of The fuck you lookin' at?
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Picture of Therapeutic back massager
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Picture of There's a very good chance that I don't give a shit
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Picture of What do you say? Thanks bitch.
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Picture of You dress like a whore
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Picture of You just went from Slag to Old Slag
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Picture of You NEVER seem to age
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Picture of You shit glamour
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Picture of Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon
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Picture of You're always so well co-ordinated
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Picture of You're getting dangerously close to my success level
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Picture of You're lucky you're pretty 'cos you're one evil bitch
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Picture of You're very generous with your penis
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Picture of Be a deer and go to the kitchen
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Picture of I love you almost as much as I love myself
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Picture of Stay by your phone. I may want to do you
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