KMK & BLUNTCARD SALE

Picture of Chillax! It's you Birthday
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Picture of Claude Depussy
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Picture of Come Hither and Dither
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Picture of David wasn`t gay
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Picture of Dogs Dye In hot Cars!
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Picture of Don't be TOO gay at your party!
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Picture of Giraffe Excluder!
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Picture of HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLAPPER
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Picture of Have a Gouda birthday!
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Picture of Have A Shit Day
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Picture of I Love Cats
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Picture of I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend
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Picture of JETSLAG!
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Picture of Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch
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Picture of Never darken my Dior again
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Picture of OAP
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Picture of Paris Stilton
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Picture of POLITE
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Picture of Say that again about Lady Gaga!
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Picture of SCARECROW
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Picture of SHOP
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Picture of So many men. So few who can afford me
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Picture of SUCK MY COCK
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Picture of VOICES
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Picture of WGSTAND
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Picture of What am I wearing? Why, a couture gown by Givenchy, of course
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Picture of When I grow up I want to be a diva!
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Picture of WILL FUCK FOR DRUGS
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Picture of You dress like a whore
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Picture of You should see the state of my mimsy
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Picture of Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention so get well soon
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Picture of A Perfect Fit
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Picture of Be a deer and get me a beer
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Picture of Does wine come in kegs?
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Picture of Gift Card
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Picture of Happy Birthday Beauty Queen
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Picture of Happy Birthday Cocksucker
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Picture of Happy birthday Twunt
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Picture of How do you keep so slim? With a simple daily diet of booze, fags and dogging
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Picture of I went shopping for your birthday
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Picture of I wish I could gay marry my hot fuckin' self
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Picture of I'd call you a drunken whore but you don't drink...
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Picture of I'm in the mood for a box of wine
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Picture of I'm sorry you heard me call you an eavesdropping bitch
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Picture of Let me just put you on hold. Forever
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Picture of Poochini
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Picture of SMILE IF YOU HAD IT LAST NIGHT!
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Picture of So what's in the punch? Vodka? Gin? Tequila?
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Picture of There's a very good chance that I don't give a shit
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Picture of VAL LOVE YA!
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Picture of You remind me of a pepperpot. Thanks I'll take that as a condiment
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Picture of You're getting dangerously close to my success level
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Picture of You're lucky you're pretty 'cos you're one evil bitch
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Picture of You're very generous with your penis
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Picture of Mr Peterson was delighted with his new rentboy
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Picture of Somedays you just can't be arsed
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