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Welcome!  Shop here for our range of funny, rude and witty greetings cards, gifts and wrapping paper.
  
PLEASE NOTE: OUR WAREHOUSE IS CLOSED UNTIL TUESDAY 22ND APRIL
All orders will be posted then
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

 

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LADYBIRD NEW

Picture of I'm too old for this shit
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Picture of Do you have any Sicilian truffle oil?
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Picture of So this is the Tom Daley of whom you speak?
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BLUNTCARD

Picture of 3000 milligrams of I don't give a shit
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Picture of Does wine come in kegs?
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Picture of Cats Are Wonderful
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MODERN TOSS

Picture of yeah carry on talking mate. I just gotta bang out a couple of texts
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Picture of Dad can I borrow 20 quid
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Picture of I'm thinking of taking early retirement
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ALL KMK CARDS

Picture of TEDDY
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Picture of I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey
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Picture of I'm not healing your bloody hangover
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